My Nemesis, Peter the Possum

In Australia possums are a common sight around suburban homes, often finding their way into roof spaces where they proceed to make themselves nice and comfy.

In fact, we currently share our home with a ring-tail possum, which Gary in his infinite wisdom has named 'Peter'. He's an uninvited guest and a complete nuisance. He actually lives downstairs under our floor boards, and from time to time he makes such a racket that it sounds like he's renovating! There have been many occasions when he's woken us in the middle of the night. 

Every evening when night falls, he'll wander out from his cubby hole in search of food. He drives me nuts when this happens. He runs along the rafters of our back deck just out of reach; so close yet so far.

I'm determined to get him, just to teach the little blighter a lesson. This house is only big enough for one animal, grrrr...

Mind you, I wouldn't have the foggiest what I'll do with him once I get him. Are they good to eat?