Wilson the Fun Police

I don't know everything but I am sure of one thing; that is, Basset Hounds aren't very quick on the uptake. They are sweet, lovable dogs though.

A couple of years ago there was this Basset called Wilson who'd wander around our local dog park in a fog, in a world of his own. We called him the 'fun police' because whenever two or more dogs were having fun together Wilson would lumber over, long ears flopping all over the place, and start woofing and generally getting in the way. This he would do very effectively as he was huuuuge; like a bar fridge tipped on its side!

On some days, Wilson would appear at the park without his owner, all on his pat-malone. He'd just wander down by himself, and then one of us would have to take him home. One thing for sure, judging by the size of Wilson you'd not want to get in between him and a bone. S'funny!