Yes, I know, this is a controversial topic: scoop or no scoop.
Clearly, if you are a responsible owner and upstanding member of the community this is a no-brainer. Of course you bend over and pick up.
So what does that make Gary? He hates doing it. He reckons it’s unsavoury and beneath him. Well of course it’s beneath him!
To be fair, he does pick up almost always. But I’ve seen him on occasions look furtively around to see if anyone is looking, and then casually walk on whistling to himself. One day a bloke gave him a dirty look and Gary said he'll return with a bag. A flat out lie, but it was hilarious!
In dog-loving cities, doggy poop is a big issue - and might even be the answer to our greenhouse gas problem. Get this:
"Municipalities are examining other approaches to treating animal waste as well. There’s a hope that the methane gas emitted by heated pet faeces can be harnessed for its energy as electricity, natural gas and even fuel, instead of leaching into the atmosphere where it may contribute to global warming."
It’s also a growing business!
And believe it or not, they've made film starring a dog poo. No shit!
All up it reminds me of what Seinfeld once said. He reckons if Martians looked down on Earth and saw humans picking up after their dog, they’d know straightaway which of the species is the higher being!
LOL. I’ve always known it anyway.
Watch the video, it is fantastic!
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